The censor board is expected to take serious exception to the upcoming movie Delhi Belly. Not only is the name a cause for concern, it has a legenendry North Indian cuss word tweaked in such a way that it sounds more like a name rather then expletive. Many people feel this reflects the bad influence that american media is having on our culture.
I agree in parts... yes, American media has poisoned our consciousness. Yes we have been exposed to deviant concepts which were long unheard of in our shuddh culture and now all the GenX crowd wants to be as 'rad' as they can be.
Confused? How come I am supporting the prudish high handed establishment, the Big Brother, the Censor Board? Well, I am not. The Censor Board doesn't have a clue. using cuss word is not bad. Even if it is, it is not nearly as morally destructive as the other things American media has been subliminally indoctrinating into the youth of the nation.
LIKE THESE CARTOONS!!!
Let the Tribunal of the Man (read "ME") convene.
1. Using performance enhancing substances
2. Excessive tattooing
3. Excessive self-pleasuring leading to swelling of arms
4. Forcing domestic partner to starve, and thereby opening the door to a world of sizezeroism and anorexia
I, the Man, find you guilty and sentence you to spinach rehabilitation, 20 years of prison and a ban for life from A. all competitive sports and B. approach within 50 feet of Olive Oyl.
Wile E. Coyote, on the counts of:
1. Hunting endangered species
2. Causing the fall of science by screwing with the image of ACME Industries
I, the Man, find you guilty and sentence you to life imprisonment and animal protection counseling (with Salman Khan).
Scooby Doo, on the counts of:
1. Teaching children that all ghosts/monsters can be unmasked to reveal a balding middle aged man, leaving our youth horribly under prepared for the inevitable zombie apocalypse
2. Glorifying a bunch of homeless kids living in a car along by a drugged out hippy with a talking dog who are addicted to Scooby Snacks (a sure metaphor for crack)
3. Painting the aforementioned van in flowery and psychedelic colours, thereby subliminally propagating the virtues of acid (the non-lab kind)
I, the Man, find you guilty and sentence you to drug rehabilitation, 1000 hrs of community service and good-taste-in-van-painting lessons.
Daffy Duck, on counts of -
1. Popularizing spitting while talking, encouraging schoolteachers to spread the love (and the saliva)
2. Hunting rabbits in duck season
3. Promoting cross dressing, fetishism, bestiality and violent pornography by appearing at least once every episode in lingerie, mostly due to explosions or gunfire
4. Not dying after being shot. Multiple times
I, the Man, find you guilty and sentence you to life imprisonment, gender confusion camp, finishing school and hell, in that order.
This is just the beginning. I'll do the rest of Cartoon Network later!!! This has to end...
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